…isn’t really a transcript. But go ahead and read it anyway: it’s like two bobblehead dolls talking to each other. This reminds me of a common experience college professors have: being given work that is plagiarized, but not being quite able to tell from what it is plagiarized.
My sources say that we will soon learn that there is no tape. But that’s what Nixon said too, so maybe someone had a phone on to protect themselves in the event of an inquiry?